America...

With all of these "popular uprisings" going on internationally - not to mention those socialists in Madison with their panties in a bunch over the Governor's so-called union busting activities - we thought we'd take the opportunity to celebrate...



Since American food is obviously the best around, we're throwing a slider extravaganza. Bring your favorite tiny hamburger so we can sample a bunch and eat ourselves silly (in the spirit of Super Sizing and Fourth Meal-ing). We'll have a griddle or grill for cooking them up as well as a vat of oil for deep frying your favorite incarnation of the Freedom Fry. Additional good ol' American sides, drinks and desserts welcome. Adult milkshakes are never a bad idea (RIP Town Talk Diner).



Where: Dickoff!

When: 6:30 p.m.